Anyway here is my 'to sue' list, complete with the amounts I want from them.
- Dumbjon, £150000, for 'Cui Bonehead'.
- Tim Worstall, £50 for claiming that I, a former Panorama journalist, am deranged. Also £3000000 for claiming that I use hairspray.
- Mr Dangerouslysubversivead, £400000, for refusing to give me his address so I can sue him.
- Fresno Zionism, £300000, for suggesting that I hate Israel just because I accuse them of murdering journalists and blaming it on the Palestinians. It would have been more had they not complimented me on my rather fetching comb over.
- Blognor Regis, £450000, for highlighting a malicious smear against myself in a hitherto obscure publication 'Wikipedia'.
Update: DSD has blown his chance to be sued, that'll teach him.