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A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt,"
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Always quick with the important safety...err...tips ;)
Jesus H Christ, didn't he pass out after the first clip or two?I bet he felt silly when the nice NHS people showed him what nail clippers are actually for.
Ouch! What a mong.
"Always quick with the important safety...err...tips ;)".I think the patient has now got the point."Jesus H Christ, didn't he pass out after the first clip or two?"That's the thing, I could almost understand the reasoning if one clip was enough to do the job but it wouldn't be.
I don't smoke, so am just guessing, but wouldn't he have been better off with one of those cigar-cutting thingies..?I seem to recall it being used to great effect in the secong 'Mission Impossible' film. ;)
What if it's already been done? Do we have to try again?
I don't smoke, so am just guessingStill laughing at that.
Love this little 'snip'pet!
ReplyDeleteAlways quick with the important safety...err...tips ;)
ReplyDeleteJesus H Christ, didn't he pass out after the first clip or two?
ReplyDeleteI bet he felt silly when the nice NHS people showed him what nail clippers are actually for.
Ouch! What a mong.
ReplyDelete"Always quick with the important safety...err...tips ;)".
ReplyDeleteI think the patient has now got the point.
"Jesus H Christ, didn't he pass out after the first clip or two?"
That's the thing, I could almost understand the reasoning if one clip was enough to do the job but it wouldn't be.
I don't smoke, so am just guessing, but wouldn't he have been better off with one of those cigar-cutting thingies..?
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall it being used to great effect in the secong 'Mission Impossible' film. ;)
What if it's already been done? Do we have to try again?
ReplyDeleteI don't smoke, so am just guessing
ReplyDeleteStill laughing at that.