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my post on the horse f***er yesterday, I missed the really brilliant pun, even though I quoted it, so I'll do it again with the key part highlighted:
The 66-year-old man who in April pleaded guilty in Leicester Crown Court to charges of "buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004", has been jailed for 22 months.
Joseph Squires - of "no stable address" - also admitted two charges of damaging property, "relating to the two animals on the same dates".
"No stable address"- brilliant!
22 months seems a bit much. He should have stuck to sheep, then he might have got a free baa-don. I'll get my coat.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why it has taken 11years and 6years for this to reach court. Anybody got any inside info?
ReplyDeleteAlso how was he caught? Perhaps he walked into a police station and confessed?
"Between 2 and 5 February 1999"???
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise that they'd already invented Viagra back then.
You should be able to winkle out another pun I feel. The guys name is Squires. What does a medieval squire do? Hold the horse.
ReplyDeleteJust trying to help build your material here.
Samuel- He's from Leicester, not Wales.
ReplyDeleteIWCTM- That does seem odd but I have no idea.
Mark- Yeah he's something of a stud if nothing else.
Anon- All help is gratefully received.