Friday, July 09, 2010

Coroners- A Request

If I should happen to die in a bizarre masturbation related incident, could you maybe respect my dignity and be discreet about it and maybe not let the national press know how I popped my clogs?
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:11 AM, July 09, 2010

    But what a way to go!

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  2. JuliaM5:48 AM, July 09, 2010

    I await the call for strict H&S labelling on all those Rampant Rabbits...

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  3. Obnoxio The Clown7:52 AM, July 09, 2010

    Here we go! :o)

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  4. Ross11:04 AM, July 09, 2010

    Anon- yeah, it would have been better if there had been someone else there but apart from that it's perfect.

    Julia- Maybe they could have warnings like they do on cigarette packets.

    Obo- Haha, I like this- http://preview.tinyurl.com/37ob99t

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  5. opsimath12:28 PM, July 09, 2010

    It's the way she would have wanted to go - Hell! - it's the way I want to go!

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  6. Mark Wadsworth1:46 PM, July 09, 2010

    Damn you beat me to it.

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  7. Laban9:14 PM, July 09, 2010

    Won't someone think of the parents ?

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  8. Ross9:25 PM, July 09, 2010

    Yeah I was thinking about the parents too. Looking at the story in the Metro, most commentators seem disgusted at them for running the story.

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