Holy mackerel! Anyone can see something smelt funny about this. What's he charged with -- loan sharking? Will he wear a mullet in court? Or a codpiece? The sucker can perch there at the preliminary herring and carp and whale and flounder all he wants, but eel rue his crimes when they fine him to the tuna several thousand pounds, then deport him to Sardinia.
Does this comment serve any porpoise? No, I wrote it just for the halibut.
Hmmm - this one's a bit each way.
ReplyDeleteHaddock in the dock, you mean.
ReplyDeleteHoly mackerel! Anyone can see something smelt funny about this. What's he charged with -- loan sharking? Will he wear a mullet in court? Or a codpiece? The sucker can perch there at the preliminary herring and carp and whale and flounder all he wants, but eel rue his crimes when they fine him to the tuna several thousand pounds, then deport him to Sardinia.
Does this comment serve any porpoise? No, I wrote it just for the halibut.
"The sucker can perch there at the preliminary herring and carp and whale and flounder all he wants, "
ReplyDeleteActually he's clammed up.
"but eel rue his crimes when they fine him to the tuna several thousand pounds"
I don't know what you bass that on, given the efishency of the courts it will probably just be sick squid.
I'm not sure this is the plaice for these terrible puns.