Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A Traveller Returns

After giving a bunch of foreigners a pounding, Britain's finest prepares to fly back from the Far East. Yes that's right Gary Glitter is coming home, and the Home Secretary has declared that she doesn't think he should not be allowed to go abroad again.

Which is understandable because for as long as he is living in the UK Glitter ensures that Gordon Brown isn't the most hated man in the country.

3 comments:

JuliaM said...

"...for as long as he is living in the UK Glitter ensures that Gordon Brown isn't the most hated man in the country."

ROFL!!

Daphne said...

Your first sentence was brilliant! Very well crafted.

I am wondering why y'all want him back?

Ross said...

The idea is that while he is here he won't be able to molest any more young girls, both because we monitor people like him better than in poor countries and because he is so well known that no one would let him near their kids.