Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Best Wankers In Spain.

A Spanish region's new approach to sex education has provoked anger by suggesting children be taught "self-exploration and self-pleasure".

Teaching teenagers to whack off is a bit like teaching fish to swim, although I'm sure once Ed Balls realises the potential to increase pass rates we will have a GCSE in the subject in this country too.

I did like this comment:

"Extremadura should be pleased with itself," Pilar Rahola, a columnist in the Barcelona-based La Vanguardia newspaper, wrote.

"It may have the most unemployed young people in Spain but they will be the best at masturbation."

I like this story too much to check whether it is actually true, so let's just assume it is.

3 comments:

James Higham said...

The worrying thing about this is that it follows on from the German ministry's advice leaflet suggesting parents have sex with their children.

JuliaM said...

"...although I'm sure once Ed Balls realises the potential to increase pass rates we will have a GCSE in the subject in this country too."

And if it's taught with the same flair and innovation as English and maths then they soon won't know how to do that either...

Ross said...

Those wacky germans......

"they soon won't know how to do that either"

Perhaps that is the plan.