Friday, July 09, 2010

Coroners- A Request

If I should happen to die in a bizarre masturbation related incident, could you maybe respect my dignity and be discreet about it and maybe not let the national press know how I popped my clogs?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

But what a way to go!

JuliaM said...

I await the call for strict H&S labelling on all those Rampant Rabbits...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Here we go! :o)

Ross said...

Anon- yeah, it would have been better if there had been someone else there but apart from that it's perfect.

Julia- Maybe they could have warnings like they do on cigarette packets.

Obo- Haha, I like this- http://preview.tinyurl.com/37ob99t

opsimath said...

It's the way she would have wanted to go - Hell! - it's the way I want to go!

Mark Wadsworth said...

Damn you beat me to it.

Laban said...

Won't someone think of the parents ?

Ross said...

Yeah I was thinking about the parents too. Looking at the story in the Metro, most commentators seem disgusted at them for running the story.