Saturday, January 23, 2010

Terror Red Alert!

The terror threat has been raised to "severe". I believe that the decision making process behind this update is something like this:

Thank God they haven't run out of red bulbs at GCHQ just yet.

1 comment:

Mark Wadsworth said...


When Labour HQ are worried about their poll ratings, they just crank up the Threat Level a bit, huff and puff and bluster etc.

A week or two later, after nothing terrible has happened, they boast about how they moved swiftly and effectively to neutralise the terror threat, gain a couple of points in the polls and put the threat level down a bit.