Monday, September 27, 2010

Aliens Amoung Us

From the Daily Mail- their science section no less:
They claim that since 1948, aliens have been hovering over UK and U.S. nuclear missile sites and deactivating the weapons– once even landing in a British base.
Furthermore, they warn, our governments are hushing the activity up.
Captain Robert Salas, who, along with six others is to break his silence on the subject, said: ‘We’re talking about unidentified flying objects, as simple as that.
The extraterrestrial CND'ers have "even landed in Suffolk" too, although why anyone would assume that a vaguely human creature with a bulbous head and weird fingers was anything other than one of the inbred natives* I don't know.

* Disclaimer: not all people from Suffolk are inbred and many of them have family trees rather than family telephone poles.

3 comments:

Quodrox said...

Unfortunately the sightings were made by Americans. Now I'm not saying that all Americans are unreliable when it comes to this sort of thing, but...

James Higham said...

although why anyone would assume that a vaguely human creature with a bulbous head and weird fingers was anything other than one of the inbred natives* I don't know.

It's a point which must be considered.

banned said...

It's not just the Mail, the Daily Telegraph has this rubbish too.

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