- Yeah, but I can't knit sleeves.
- The lead goes limp.
- "Shut up Refrigerator"
- I can't tell you because you're not a monk.
- "No Father, we're just taking a shortcut through the Children's Ward"
- Having two legs.
- "You are Nissan Main Dealer?"
- Because she's red hot and he's well hung.
- Gang Rape.
- Because she didn't wear a seatbelt
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