- Yeah, but I can't knit sleeves.
- The lead goes limp.
- "Shut up Refrigerator"
- I can't tell you because you're not a monk.
- "No Father, we're just taking a shortcut through the Children's Ward"
- Having two legs.
- "You are Nissan Main Dealer?"
- Because she's red hot and he's well hung.
- Gang Rape.
- Because she didn't wear a seatbelt
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Best punch line I ever heard was "I've just come into some money", told by the second-most fanciable girl at A-level college, and from the way her coterie of friends giggled, we can safely assume that the joke (which I didn't hear) was very smutty.
I know no 7 but that's it!
Julia- that's one of only three jokes on the list that is actually in reasonable taste.
I'll tell one of them:
- So as a blind skydiver, when do you know it's time to open the parachute?
- The lead goes limp.
ROFL!
Mark's joke is about a shopkeeper who persuades the pretty assistant to pleasure him, then hastily hides his organ in the till drawer as a customer comes in.
Customer : "You're looking very pleased with life today?"
Are they really telling thalidomide jokes in 2010?
Kevin B- Afraid so.
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