Sleb News.

Isn't this an unbelievable story:

An Indian court ordered the arrest of Hollywood star Richard Gere on Thursday for repeatedly kissing Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS campaign event, saying it was an obscene act committed in public.

I mean who would have imagined that Richard Gere would kiss a woman! Other celebrity news aside from my barely concealed homophobic innuendo is the sad news that Peter Andre, husband of Jordan, is having a brain scan, which seems a bit like Douglas Bader having a pedicure.