As we all know, eating Indian food is something that a racist would never do, which is why curry houses are never the scenes of racial abuse, which is why the National Children's Bureau's idea to treat toddlers who dislike spicy food as the little fascists they are makes so much sense.
It's a step in the right direction, but clearly more drastic action is required if we are too eradicate the scourge of racism from our society, which means we have to identify and punish the perpetrators at an earlier age. I propose that we get expectant mothers and play gangsta rap at their wombs, if the foetus indicates that they aren't down with all the vibrant music, perhaps by turning away or by kicking, then they can be marked down as racists before they are even born and turned over to a team of crack diversity counsellors when they are born. It is too late to save them of course but at least they can be identified and monitored throughout their lives.
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