MUSCULAR homosexual Russian men have been giving free titillating car washes in support of their beloved Vladimir Putin.
The handsome, hairy gay men who called themselves Putin's Bear Army showed their support for Russia's prime minister by donning tight denim cut-offs and getting soapy at the event in downtown Moscow.
Self-styled 'Putin bear' Oleg Komarov said: "Putin is a strong and powerful leader with excellent economic policies. He is also insanely hot and droolsome.
"I love it when he takes his shirt off and plays with guns. Of course a gun is just a metal penis, all gays know this.
"One time I saw a bead of sweat drip from his left nipple as he climbed a cliff face. I said 'hubba hubba' under my breath without even thinking about it.
"Vladimir Putin truly inspires me to go out and have anal sex with men."
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