Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Sigh

The Daily Mash reports:


MUSCULAR homosexual Russian men have been giving free titillating car washes in support of their beloved Vladimir Putin.

The handsome, hairy gay men who called themselves Putin's Bear Army showed their support for Russia's prime minister by donning tight denim cut-offs and getting soapy at the event in downtown Moscow.

Self-styled 'Putin bear' Oleg Komarov said: "Putin is a strong and powerful leader with excellent economic policies. He is also insanely hot and droolsome.

"I love it when he takes his shirt off and plays with guns. Of course a gun is just a metal penis, all gays know this.

"One time I saw a bead of sweat drip from his left nipple as he climbed a cliff face. I said 'hubba hubba' under my breath without even thinking about it.

"Vladimir Putin truly inspires me to go out and have anal sex with men."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Giving or receiving?, my botty is for one way traffic only.

James Higham said...

I'm reaching for a paper bag.

A K Haart said...

I'm with Anonymous and James Higham on this one.

Edwin Greenwood said...

""One time I saw a bead of sweat drip from his left nipple as he climbed a cliff face. I said 'hubba hubba' under my breath without even thinking about it."

Well that's completely ruined my television viewing. I shall never be able to watch The Hoobs ever again without worrying whether HubbaHubba is going to "come out" or if one of the Hoobs is going to expose himself to the Tiddlypeeps.

Ah, the end of innocence.

Ross said...

The reaction so far seems fairly unanimous.