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Melvin Webb, 54, told Reading Crown Court he was not pleasuring himself in front of a female commuter, merely playing a pretend banjo.
*boggle*"Before Melvyn Webb was acquitted, the judge in his trial had informed the jury that men do sometimes innocently ‘fiddle with themselves in public’."*speechless*
How many pretend banjos sit in front of computer screens?
I do most of the time James.
Is pretending to play a banjo in public any more socially acceptable?
Not for anyone who has seen Deliverance.
He was just practising his Ken Dodd impression, that's all. Perfectly innocent.
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