Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Melvin Webb, 54, told Reading Crown Court he was not pleasuring himself in front of a female commuter, merely playing a pretend banjo.

6 comments:

JuliaM said...

*boggle*

"Before Melvyn Webb was acquitted, the judge in his trial had informed the jury that men do sometimes innocently ‘fiddle with themselves in public’."

*speechless*

James Higham said...

How many pretend banjos sit in front of computer screens?

Ross said...

I do most of the time James.

Matthew said...

Is pretending to play a banjo in public any more socially acceptable?

Ross said...

Not for anyone who has seen Deliverance.

Edwin Greenwood said...

He was just practising his Ken Dodd impression, that's all. Perfectly innocent.