Unenlightened Commentary.: Quote Of The Day

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Quote Of The Day

Melvin Webb, 54, told Reading Crown Court he was not pleasuring himself in front of a female commuter, merely playing a pretend banjo.

6 comments:

JuliaM said...: *boggle*

"Before Melvyn Webb was acquitted, the judge in his trial had informed the jury that men do sometimes innocently ‘fiddle with themselves in public’."

*speechless*; 5:56 AM, March 07, 2012
James Higham said...: How many pretend banjos sit in front of computer screens?; 7:59 AM, March 07, 2012
Ross said...: I do most of the time James.; 9:01 AM, March 07, 2012
Matthew said...: Is pretending to play a banjo in public any more socially acceptable?; 9:13 AM, March 07, 2012
Ross said...: Not for anyone who has seen Deliverance.; 9:14 AM, March 07, 2012
Edwin Greenwood said...: He was just practising his Ken Dodd impression, that's all. Perfectly innocent.; 4:59 PM, March 11, 2012

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