Finally!

So at long last Tony Blair is leaving 10 Downing Street hounded out by his own party. It isn't how anyone would have wanted him to go, but then again a sniper was never very likely so this shall have to suffice. So out with the old in with the slightly older, Gordon Brown. Not sure when Broon names his first cabinet but I've had an inside scoop that it will consist largely of former trade unionists, public sector workers, lawyers, and psuedo-charity workers.

Oh John Prescott, John Reid & Hilary Armstrong are also going, but I can't muster the will to care.