Unenlightened Commentary.: Something Fishy.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Haddock in court over 1997 murder

But you should have seen the one that got away.

James Higham said...: Hmmm - this one's a bit each way.; 6:55 PM, July 23, 2009
Infidel753 said...: Haddock in the dock, you mean.

Holy mackerel! Anyone can see something smelt funny about this. What's he charged with -- loan sharking? Will he wear a mullet in court? Or a codpiece? The sucker can perch there at the preliminary herring and carp and whale and flounder all he wants, but eel rue his crimes when they fine him to the tuna several thousand pounds, then deport him to Sardinia.

Does this comment serve any porpoise? No, I wrote it just for the halibut.; 2:53 PM, July 24, 2009
Ross said...: "The sucker can perch there at the preliminary herring and carp and whale and flounder all he wants, "

Actually he's clammed up.

"but eel rue his crimes when they fine him to the tuna several thousand pounds"

I don't know what you bass that on, given the efishency of the courts it will probably just be sick squid.

I'm not sure this is the plaice for these terrible puns.; 4:11 PM, July 24, 2009

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