AMERICAN 400m Olympic champion LaShawn Merritt received a 21-month ban for an anabolic steroid which his lawyer claimed was contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Interesting Defence
Wouldn't it be less embarrassing just to admit the doping offence, even in the unlikely even that he is telling the truth?:
It's like trying to get yourself off a speeding fine by arguing that you were having sex with a sheep at the time.
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I expect he's feeling pretty sheepish about the whole incident, to be honest.
Mind you I'm still struggling with the concept of "an over-the-counter penis". Does this refer to the manner of acquisition of the aid or to the current reach of the organ? In the latter case I would have thought that further enlargement would be counterproductive.
I hope his team mates take care when taking the baton in the relay.
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