Kissing the Ring.

Tony and Cherie Blair are to meet the Pope, when asked whether he would enjoy meeting with someone whose claims of infallibility have caused controversy, the pontiff said he didn't mind. I just can't wait to see the Pope's face when Cherie presents him with the appearence fee.

Update (Monday 10:47): Great minds think alike, and so do feeble minds. I was watching Have I Got News For You tonight and saw the appearence fee joke made by one of the guests. The show went out on Friday originally so I can't claim to have been plagiarised. I didn't see the Friday broadcast so I'm not a plagiarist either but my humour is generic and obvious.