Judge Peter Openshaw Eats Babies

Actually he doesn't but he's unlikely to sue no matter what I accuse him of because he will never read this:

A judge has stunned a court by admitting he does not know what a website is.

Judge Peter Openshaw, 59, brought an Internet terror trial to a halt when he admitted he struggled to cope with basic terms like "website".

Not the most suitable judge for the case is he? Actually given that judges are, no matter what you think of them, extremely intelligent people I wonder of these outbursts of fogeyism that occur every so often aren't some kind of strategy to keep everyone off guard.