Sion Simon has decided to put his talents to good use, by announcing his candidacy for a job that doesn't exist- the elected mayor of Birmingham. Actually existing jobs aren't as much of a strong point.
In case anyone's forgotten who Sion Simon is, and if I can't forget then neither should you, here is a reminder:
Birmingham deserves someone with more gravitas but Benny from Crossroads has yet to throw his wooly hat into the ring.
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