Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Defending The Borders Of The Shire Is A Risky Job.

Immigration minister and hobbit* Phil Woolas has been mocked for claims that UK Borders Agency staff are risking their lives. I think this displays a very callous attitute towards the victims of deep vein thrombosis.

Sitting down is a very risky activity.

* Did anyone see him on Question Time a couple of weeks ago? He's tiny.


asquith said...

You can quite easily turn into a lardarse if you sit all day doing nothing, as well. Although it looks like Woolas has avoided that pitfall, unlike some of his mates.

Mark said...

I can see where you got the 'Borders of the Shire ' idea from- Woolas looks like a cross between Gollum and Peregrine Took.

Perhaps, if he loses his seat next time round, he should contact Peter Jackson & get a job as an extra on 'The Hobbit' ?