By definition this immediately creates a vacancy which if you strive hard enough you can fill. There are many advantages to this line of work:
- The swimming is good exercise.
- The work is challenging and varied.
- It is a job for life.
- The pension plan is rubbish.
- When people hear that you are a human torpedo, you are likely to be chased out your home by an angry mob chanting "No 'Pedos"