Tuesday, March 31, 2009

New Poll About Jacqui Smith's Porn.

I'm interested to see whether some bloggers have been covering the Jacqui Smith porn scandal in such a way as to encourage hits, perhaps by including 'Jacqui Smith' and 'porn' in the title of every post, or by referring to the alleged titles "Raw Meat 3" and "By Special Request".

7 comments:

david cameron's forehead said...

I used to work in a warehouse that distributed, among other things, porn videos. We always used to laugh over the unconvincing covers.

The best one was one called "British Dogging". The wanking man on the front is priceless.

It was a bit of a shite job in general though.

Ross said...

I wonder how many people bought "British Dogging" hoping to see a Crufts-like exhibition.

Mark Wadsworth said...
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Mark Wadsworth said...

Oh dear, I had to delete my own comment, as the link I posted doesn't work (there was a gap in it), but somebody googled 'raw meat 3' and I was result number 3 out of 1.8 million. Scout's honour.

Ross said...

You're number two now, and the only person ahead of you as used the same title.

Leg-iron said...

I see the Gorgon has given his full support to 'Jugs Akimbo' and her Popeye-forearmed husband, Tugger.

He stated 'These films, which started in America, threaten the stability of the British wanking system and those whose money-shot is held within it. In these times, this government will support British hand-jobs for British wankers and ensure that the hard wanking families of this country are not penalised by having to pay too much for the Horn Secretary's wee man's entertainment, raincoats, palm-shaving equipment and super-thick specs. All of which started in America, and not in 11 Downing Street as the Tory terrorists claim. Pass the Buckfast, Jimmy, and put the sticky DVD in the machine. Wahey, is that Harriet?'

At which point, BBC coverage mysteriously broke down.

Ross said...

"He stated 'These films, which started in America "

Very good.