The Croydonian points to the latest invaluable advice from the Maritime & Coastguard Agency- don't walk off cliffs. I certainly won't now I've been warned that it's bad for me.
I haven't felt this relieved since the Health & Safety Executive warned us not to fall off ladders.
There don't appear to be any warnings about falling off bridges so I'm guessing that's safe.
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