According to the Daily Express each illegal immigrant is to cost £1 million. Now there are an estimated 800000 illegal immigrants in the UK so according to "The World's Greatest Newspaper", they should be costing us £800 000 000 000 . £800 Billion is a lot of money.
I'm going out on a limb here and guessing they haven't entirely thought through the number they made up.
The wankery of poetry
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