- If I were Icelandic my name would be Ross Thomasson.
- I don't think I've ever been to Wales.
- I've been a driver or passenger in four car crashes, two of them proper write off style bumps.
- I was waiting for a lift (as in an elavator) this week and 2 came at once, a woman and a screaming child went into one lift and I and another man went into the other. When I said that at least we weren't stuck with the screaming kid he informed me that it was his child. I cringed in silence.
- My dog is licking my feet as I write this.
- I used to fancy trying out sky diving but I think I may have developed a mild phobia about heights.
- If I'm honest most christmas presents I buy are generally items I subconsciously want for my self.
- I was once suspended from school, when I was 8. I consider it to be a great injustice.
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Hilarious!
I was once summonded to the Head Mistress' office when I was 9 and I still cringe with embarrassment [bunked off for the afternoon!]
It does beg the question why he decided to get into the second lift?
"I was waiting for a lift (as in an elavator) this week and 2 came at once, a woman and a screaming child went into one lift and I and another man went into the other. When I said that at least we weren't stuck with the screaming kid he informed me that it was his child. I cringed in silence."
We've all done it, mate! ;o)
"It does beg the question why he decided to get into the second lift?".
I didn't feel in a position to pursue the question, although I reckon the child must have been misbehaving for a while and he'd washed his hands of it.
"My dog is licking my feet as I write this."
Eww!
I hope it's a suitably unreasonable Right-wing dog and Islamophobic such as anything black, and preferably a bulldog or something German-sounding.
Except for a Pomeranian, obviously.
Pansy little Commie red-headed left-handed flouride-drinking Gippo powder-puffs that they are.
I hate them.
Bastards.
PS.
That'll be £499.99 plus VAT for my first home's pot plant upkeep please.
"I hope it's a suitably unreasonable Right-wing dog and Islamophobic such as anything black, and preferably a bulldog or something German-sounding."That reminds me of something else I could have mentioned, I was once bitten by a doberman.
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