Saturday, May 16, 2009

8 Pointless Things.

I've been tagged by this meme and seeing as I've only been tagged once before and didn't respond I suppose I ought to this time because otherwise I won't get asked again:
  1. If I were Icelandic my name would be Ross Thomasson.
  2. I don't think I've ever been to Wales.
  3. I've been a driver or passenger in four car crashes, two of them proper write off style bumps.
  4. I was waiting for a lift (as in an elavator) this week and 2 came at once, a woman and a screaming child went into one lift and I and another man went into the other. When I said that at least we weren't stuck with the screaming kid he informed me that it was his child. I cringed in silence.
  5. My dog is licking my feet as I write this.
  6. I used to fancy trying out sky diving but I think I may have developed a mild phobia about heights.
  7. If I'm honest most christmas presents I buy are generally items I subconsciously want for my self.
  8. I was once suspended from school, when I was 8. I consider it to be a great injustice.

7 comments:

Plato said...

Hilarious!

I was once summonded to the Head Mistress' office when I was 9 and I still cringe with embarrassment [bunked off for the afternoon!]

Matthew said...

It does beg the question why he decided to get into the second lift?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

"I was waiting for a lift (as in an elavator) this week and 2 came at once, a woman and a screaming child went into one lift and I and another man went into the other. When I said that at least we weren't stuck with the screaming kid he informed me that it was his child. I cringed in silence."

We've all done it, mate! ;o)

Ross said...

"It does beg the question why he decided to get into the second lift?".

I didn't feel in a position to pursue the question, although I reckon the child must have been misbehaving for a while and he'd washed his hands of it.

North Northwester said...

"My dog is licking my feet as I write this."

Eww!

I hope it's a suitably unreasonable Right-wing dog and Islamophobic such as anything black, and preferably a bulldog or something German-sounding.


Except for a Pomeranian, obviously.

Pansy little Commie red-headed left-handed flouride-drinking Gippo powder-puffs that they are.




I hate them.


Bastards.

North Northwester said...

PS.

That'll be £499.99 plus VAT for my first home's pot plant upkeep please.

Ross said...

"I hope it's a suitably unreasonable Right-wing dog and Islamophobic such as anything black, and preferably a bulldog or something German-sounding."That reminds me of something else I could have mentioned, I was once bitten by a doberman.