- Hello, I'm an amateur genealogist and I've been tracking down relatives of a very prominent historic individual. You're one of his closest relatives!
- Wow that's wonderful to hear, I'm always interested in family history, who is it.
- Well you know you're Austrian uncle?
- Gosh who could he be related to, Mozart, Scwarzenegger or Sigmund Freud perhaps....
- Nope guess again.
- Oh bollocks!
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