Brown Does Blue Peter

This is good, from Gerald Warner:

“Welcome to the Blue Peter studio, Prime Minister.”

“Thanks, Helen, it’s a pleasure to be here. I’ve always been a keen viewer – as a child I used to enjoy your Flowerpot Men, they reminded me of some of my colleagues (it says in Peter’s briefing note). Ha, ha.”

“Quite, Prime Minister. Can I ask you first of all if you watched our previous item on making tablet – ”

“Stop that! I tell you, I’m not on any tablets. This is character assassination by the BBC – I didn’t come here to be insulted!”