Twitter Seance!

If I were Michael Jackson I would be getting extremely pissed off right now, not only is he going to be annoyed by scouse psychic Derek Acorah but he is also going to be summoned by a Twitter seance:

As eerie as it sounds, but yes, now fans of MJ may get in touch with The King of Pop over Halloween with the world’s first Twitter séance.

Top psychic Jayne Wallace will make an attempt to contact MJ on the day before Halloween, i.e. October 30.

She will also attempt to contact other celebrities like Jade Goody, Patrick Swayze and Farah Fawcett, who also died this year. Fans may hope to get answers from their celebrities through a psychic way.

No need to go to all that trouble "top psychic Jayne Wallace", because believe it or not I'm already communicating with them and they have a message for you but I can't quite make it all out, does "greedy bitch" mean anything? Is "grave robbing parasite" something you can help me understand Jayne? How about "stop exploiting gullible morons"?