The 66-year-old man who in April pleaded guilty in Leicester Crown Court to charges of "buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004", has been jailed for 22 months."No stable address"- brilliant!
Joseph Squires - of "no stable address" - also admitted two charges of damaging property, "relating to the two animals on the same dates".
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5 comments:
22 months seems a bit much. He should have stuck to sheep, then he might have got a free baa-don. I'll get my coat.
I don't understand why it has taken 11years and 6years for this to reach court. Anybody got any inside info?
Also how was he caught? Perhaps he walked into a police station and confessed?
"Between 2 and 5 February 1999"???
I didn't realise that they'd already invented Viagra back then.
You should be able to winkle out another pun I feel. The guys name is Squires. What does a medieval squire do? Hold the horse.
Just trying to help build your material here.
Samuel- He's from Leicester, not Wales.
IWCTM- That does seem odd but I have no idea.
Mark- Yeah he's something of a stud if nothing else.
Anon- All help is gratefully received.
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