A Spanish region's new approach to sex education has provoked anger by suggesting children be taught "self-exploration and self-pleasure".
Teaching teenagers to whack off is a bit like teaching fish to swim, although I'm sure once Ed Balls realises the potential to increase pass rates we will have a GCSE in the subject in this country too.
I did like this comment:
"Extremadura should be pleased with itself," Pilar Rahola, a columnist in the Barcelona-based La Vanguardia newspaper, wrote.
"It may have the most unemployed young people in Spain but they will be the best at masturbation."
I like this story too much to check whether it is actually true, so let's just assume it is.