Friday, September 11, 2009

Undisputed World Champion.

I see that I have won the World Series of Victimhood Poker. One day I hope to mentioned in the same breathe as previous champions of Victimhood Poker- such as the great Rigoberta Menchu who won a Nobel prize for her harrowing account of victimhood.

This isn't just for me though, this is for all those who have suffered from oppression, be they victims of the trans-Atlantic slave trade, colonial rule in India, Israel's oppression of the Palestinians, the cruel silenceing of Van Jones, global warming, corporate profits, white privilige, homophobia, Islamophobia, so called "war on terror"...... sorry where was I?

3 comments:

JuliaM said...

/cheer

Very well deserved :)

Mark Wadsworth said...

Indeed. Well deserved.

Can you reduce the whole process to a computer programme and sell it to Comment Is Free? Then we could play that game where you feed the CiF article back into the programme and see how long it takes before the 'opinion piece' translates into itself?

Ross said...

"Can you reduce the whole process to a computer programme and sell it to Comment Is Free? "

I've been doing that for years, you don't actually believe Julie Bindel & Gary Younge are real people do you?