What does the loser get, two meetings with Brown? This is about an upcoming children's political reality television show which aims to find a child aged between 11 and 14 who has the skills of a modern politician. Exactly why the winner meets the dour one I don't know, it's like introducing the winner of the Apprentice to Nick Leeson.
The contenders will be set tasks by a panel that includes Ken Livingstone, Ann Widdecombe and Vince Cable, any suggestions of what the tasks should be can be left in the comments.
Update: I have no idea why the font is crazy and all over the place in this post.